GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book